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[OwZ]'s Bar: Casa del Swifto

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« on: August 21, 2008, 02:00:52 pm »

Cowboy Rafman, member of the Outlaws, enters the saloon.

Cowboy Rafman: "Howdy, bartender. No ordinary place you've got here."
Bartender Swift:  "Do you mind leaving your horse outside?"
Cowboy Rafman: "Ain’t nothin’ like ridin’ a fine horse, but arright, I play along. What are you servin'? Got somethin' to eat? Havin' some good beef?"
Bartender Swift:  "I'm sorry, we're not serving meals."
Cowboy Rafman: " 'Cause you know, the best way to cook any part of a rangy ol' longhorn is to toss it in a pot with a horseshoe, and when the horseshoe is soft and tender,
you can eat the beef."
Bartender Swift: "I'm sure that works best, but could I offer you something to drink? A cocktail perhaps? A mojito?"
Cowboy Rafman: "Never heard of that kin' of booze, but ima take 3."



 


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