Rafman
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« on: August 21, 2008, 02:00:52 pm » |
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Cowboy Rafman, member of the Outlaws, enters the saloon.
Cowboy Rafman: "Howdy, bartender. No ordinary place you've got here." Bartender Swift: "Do you mind leaving your horse outside?" Cowboy Rafman: "Ain’t nothin’ like ridin’ a fine horse, but arright, I play along. What are you servin'? Got somethin' to eat? Havin' some good beef?" Bartender Swift: "I'm sorry, we're not serving meals." Cowboy Rafman: " 'Cause you know, the best way to cook any part of a rangy ol' longhorn is to toss it in a pot with a horseshoe, and when the horseshoe is soft and tender, you can eat the beef." Bartender Swift: "I'm sure that works best, but could I offer you something to drink? A cocktail perhaps? A mojito?" Cowboy Rafman: "Never heard of that kin' of booze, but ima take 3."
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