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« on: August 20, 2008, 11:44:32 pm »



Come over here and feel at home.

I'm your barkeeper so order your drinks here Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2008, 02:00:52 pm »

Cowboy Rafman, member of the Outlaws, enters the saloon.

Cowboy Rafman: "Howdy, bartender. No ordinary place you've got here."
Bartender Swift:  "Do you mind leaving your horse outside?"
Cowboy Rafman: "Ainít nothiní like ridiní a fine horse, but arright, I play along. What are you servin'? Got somethin' to eat? Havin' some good beef?"
Bartender Swift:  "I'm sorry, we're not serving meals."
Cowboy Rafman: " 'Cause you know, the best way to cook any part of a rangy ol' longhorn is to toss it in a pot with a horseshoe, and when the horseshoe is soft and tender,
you can eat the beef."
Bartender Swift: "I'm sure that works best, but could I offer you something to drink? A cocktail perhaps? A mojito?"
Cowboy Rafman: "Never heard of that kin' of booze, but ima take 3."



 


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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2008, 04:11:14 pm »

2 beer and a Godenpis please, and don't forget yourself.
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« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2008, 12:08:51 am »

Todays offer: 118 liters FREE BEER!!! (or was it 137 Grin)
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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2008, 02:35:26 am »

I'll have some water, thank you. I'm driving tonight...
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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2008, 11:58:27 am »

Got any orange juice? *Drool*
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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2008, 07:47:19 pm »

New place  Grin So I'll have a beer or two or three or more!
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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2008, 08:01:18 am »

*Swift is in search for a stand in*

Im not around for at least a week.
I'm going to be slaughtered by a student asociation.

Bye.
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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2008, 08:02:49 pm »

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« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2008, 10:12:48 pm »

Rot In Pieces?

Rot, indeed but not in pieces. The harders part is completed now. (I hope...)

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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2008, 02:50:57 pm »

The harders part is completed now. (I hope...)
No it isn't Grin
You haven't faced me yet! Monday you'll have to fight yourself in and i'll be looking for you! And friday you'll see me like you've never seen me before! Muhahahaaaa! Grin (naked)
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« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2008, 12:17:07 am »

The harders part is completed now. (I hope...)
No it isn't Grin
You haven't faced me yet! Monday you'll have to fight yourself in and i'll be looking for you! And friday you'll see me like you've never seen me before! Muhahahaaaa! Grin (naked)
****. You didn't even find me.
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« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2008, 11:26:16 am »

If you had just held your head up through all of it, i would have seen you. You're tall enough and i was looking.
Apparently it was a little bit too heavy for Mr. Casteel? Wink

Don't worry though, i still got some of your mates down Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2008, 09:03:56 pm »

Weird stuff. At our "campus" we have one week where everyone drinks till they drop, and then we start studying...
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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2008, 03:59:57 pm »

Over here we drink 'till we drop the whole year. Or every monday and thursday at least.. Tongue
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They just might be
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Cuz i'm Eye see!!!
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